Friday, December 4, 2009

Sex and Why Men Suck

So, I know a lot of you are familiar with the phenomenon I call "Only When I Want It" syndrome that occurs in males from ages 18-. It occurs when a man and his girlfriend are lying in bed and the girlfriend asks for sex, to which the guy responds with either a lame excuse or with snoring or some other indication of sleep. The "Only When I Want It" part comes in when, same scenario, girl and guy are lying in bed and girl is not in the mood and just wants to sleep. Guy then proceeds to badger girl until she either gives in or otherwise pisses her off. I don't understand what in the hell is wrong with guys, what happened to guys being the horniest of the sexes? It's SEX they should be all over this shit. My boyfriend masturbates more than anyone I've ever met and it bugs me, because, goddamnit, he has a hole to fuck lying RIGHT NEXT to him who would be more than willing to accommodate that need.

What gets me more is when he says he's in the mood, he gets me all worked up and ready to just pounce, and then just leaves me hanging with some stupid excuse like oh, I hate the smell of the condom lube. It bothers me, because I was like, okay, that's fine, then he continues to do things to get me all worked up and then just stops and suggests AFTER we're in the shower that he could just clean off after we're done. He could have just told me he wasn't in the mood, rather than suggesting something after we could have had sex and therefore satisfied both of our needs. Yeah, I still would have been peeved, but at least I'd be more understanding. PISSES ME OFF. It's sex, goddamnit SEX!!!!!!!! *GRRRR* guys suck.

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